Dati Jokes - Jewish Religious Jokes Part 6

Mr. Bloom asks his wife what she wants for her birthday. "a thousand pounds", she replies. "what about a nice handbag?" he asks her.
"no, i want a thousand pounds", she replies.
"what about a necklace?" he asks. same answer.
"what about a diamond ring?" he tries again. "no, i want a thousand pounds".
so he turns to her and asks: "but where am i meant to find a thousand pounds wholesale??" more...